Superstar Morons!

Rachel Zoe: Who needs to work, anyway?

admin — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 07:01:48 +0000

Anna Wintour is one of my heroes, but they say that I’m more influential. As great as it is, Vogue won’t change a designer’s business.

Richard M. Daley: Triple fact-checker!

admin — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 07:01:06 +0000

We’re going to review the facts. … Well, we’re going to look at all the facts. … Well, we’re going to look at all the facts in this case. … We are going to be looking. No, we are going to be looking at the facts. That’s all I can say.

Tyra Banks: Where’s the scrotum mannequin?

admin — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:01:19 +0000

I’m so, I’m so happy that you have this, because really it makes it cute and sweet and not scary… like a stuffed animal. You know, it’s just nice and friendly.

OJ Simpson: Watch the double-entendre, Nordberg

admin — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 07:01:42 +0000

I was deadly with my backhand.

Reese Witherspoon: Master Manipulator

admin — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 07:01:37 +0000

People used to ask June [Carter Cash] how, how she was doing, and she used to say, “I’m just tryin’ to matter,” and I know what she means, you know. I’m just tryin’ to matter and live a good life and make work that means something to somebody, and you have all made me feel that I might’ve accomplished that tonight.

Ben Affleck: Look at me! What are you looking at?

admin — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 07:01:35 +0000

We [Jennifer Lopez and I] were dating right at the moment when magazines were expanding and they realized that there was a much bigger market than they had exploited before. They needed content. Relationships became big stories. [We] became a bigger and bigger story because everybody’s covering it until it reaches this point of over-saturation. … The public asks, “Why are these two people shoving their relationship in our faces?” They ask this despite the fact that I’m trying pretty hard to be hidden at this point because it’s become pretty clear to me that this is a disaster in terms of my emotional life.

Carmen Electra: Graduate of the Jessica Simpson School of Business

admin — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 07:01:35 +0000

1) Thanks for making these big enlargements so fast… just for me. Fast is good.

2) Hi, Pete. Do you like my dress?

3) Whether they’ve got a titanium wedge, a pneumatic lifting arm, or a carbide-tip circular saw, these incredible machines represent extraordinary technical achievement, and they can easily rip you a new one.

Maury Povich: Tell us somethin’ we don’t know

admin — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:01:03 +0000

You are NOT the father.

Minnie Driver: We eat at the classy Denny’s

admin — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:01:33 +0000

It’s a nice trailer, in a nice trailer park… No, it’s not like the trailer park that Eminem lived in.

Pete Wentz: He should date Charlize Theron

admin — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 07:01:31 +0000

Again, when you polarize people you have people on both sides.