Diddy:

Pull out the flyest sh*t in your closet, or have your stylist pull something for you.

Kanye “Now Now” West:

I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice.

Stylist-to-the-stars Rachel Zoe:

…but they say that I’m more influential.

Reese Witherspoon:

…I’m just tryin’ to matter…

Perez Hilton:

Perez is like a really gay Madonna.

Kanye West:

I’m an inspirational speaker.

Dina Lohan:

We’re just so misunderstood.

Avril Lavigne:

I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened…

Paula Abdul:

The way I’ve been treated is like a piece of dog shit.

Jennifer Lopez:

…It destroyed me inside, I felt it so much…