Shanna Moakler:

I was supposed to go with [Travis] to South Carolina, and at the last minute, I had this gnarly feeling and said, ‘I don’t think we should fly together anymore.’

Lindsay Lohan:

It’s our first, you know, colored president.

Diddy:

Pull out the flyest sh*t in your closet, or have your stylist pull something for you.

Gwen Stefani:

You never know when it’s gonna happen, but when it does, it’s like magic.

Jennifer Love Hewitt:

To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini — put it on and stay strong.

Kanye “Now Now” West:

Tyra Banks:

OJ Simpson:

Reese Witherspoon:

…I’m just tryin’ to matter…

Ben Affleck:

…I’m trying pretty hard to be hidden at this point…

Carmen Electra:

Thanks for making these big enlargements so fast…

Maury Povich:

Minnie Driver:

…it’s not like the trailer park that Eminem lived in.

Pete Wentz:

Nicole Richie:

…wrote songs that literally squeezed your heart…

Jessica Simpson:

One of these days these bites are gonna pop right into you.

Lindsay Lohan:

I’ll talk to you for the rest of the interview like this if you want…

Kanye West:

I’m an inspirational speaker.

Vanessa Hudgens:

You just have to be smart about your decisions.

Chris Martin:

…And it was called “Yellow.”

Eva Mendes:

…tacos and french fries, it’s heavenly.

Avril Lavigne:

I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened…

Alicia Silverstone:

I think that Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep…

Charlize Theron:

I’m a firm believer that we all…

Paris Hilton:

No…

Paula Abdul:

The way I’ve been treated is like a piece of dog shit.

Jennifer Lopez:

…It destroyed me inside, I felt it so much…