all quotes in the Celebrity Morons category 

Saturday, November 10th, 2007

Tyra Banks:

I’m so, I’m so happy that you have this, because really it makes it cute and sweet and not scary… like a stuffed animal. You know, it’s just nice and friendly.

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Thursday, November 8th, 2007

OJ Simpson:

I was deadly with my backhand.

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Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

Reese Witherspoon:

…I’m just tryin’ to matter…

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Sunday, November 4th, 2007

Ben Affleck:

…I’m trying pretty hard to be hidden at this point…

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Friday, November 2nd, 2007

Carmen Electra:

Thanks for making these big enlargements so fast…

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Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

Maury Povich:

You are NOT the father.

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Monday, October 29th, 2007

Minnie Driver:

…it’s not like the trailer park that Eminem lived in.

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Saturday, October 27th, 2007

Pete Wentz:

Again, when you polarize people you have people on both sides.

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Thursday, October 25th, 2007

Nicole Richie:

…wrote songs that literally squeezed your heart…

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Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

Jessica Simpson:

One of these days these bites are gonna pop right into you.

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Friday, October 19th, 2007

Lindsay Lohan:

I’ll talk to you for the rest of the interview like this if you want…

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Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

Kanye West:

I’m an inspirational speaker.

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Thursday, October 11th, 2007

Vanessa Hudgens:

You just have to be smart about your decisions.

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Monday, October 8th, 2007

Chris Martin:

…And it was called “Yellow.”

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Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

Eva Mendes:

…tacos and french fries, it’s heavenly.

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Saturday, September 29th, 2007

Avril Lavigne:

I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened…

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Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

Alicia Silverstone:

I think that Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep…

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Monday, September 17th, 2007

Charlize Theron:

I’m a firm believer that we all…

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Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

Paris Hilton:

No…

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Saturday, September 8th, 2007

Paula Abdul:

The way I’ve been treated is like a piece of dog shit.

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Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

Jennifer Lopez:

…It destroyed me inside, I felt it so much…

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