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Ad Nauseum
Marketing tactics that will make you sick
Celebrity Morons
Movie stars, rockers, and celebutantes
Deal-Breakers
Foot-in-mouth equals career-in-toilet
Grammar Queen
Aw, now you isn't just not bein' nit-picky!
Historical Morons
Dumb quotes from “important” icons
Liar Liar
Little whites and gigantic whoppers
Oldies but Dummies
All-time greats of supreme idiocy
Political Morons
“In politics, nothing is contemptible.” What?!
Proof in Pudding
Stupidity documented in black and white
Um, Who Cares?
Too much information and useless jabbering
Who’s Fabulous? I’M Fabulous!
Words from people who need no ego-stroking
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Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009
Shanna Moakler:
I was supposed to go with [Travis] to South Carolina, and at the last minute, I had this gnarly feeling and said, ‘I don’t think we should fly together anymore.’
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Thursday, December 18th, 2008
Lindsay Lohan:
It’s our first, you know, colored president.
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Thursday, December 4th, 2008
Diddy:
Pull out the flyest sh*t in your closet, or have your stylist pull something for you.
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Friday, November 28th, 2008
Gwen Stefani:
You never know when it’s gonna happen, but when it does, it’s like magic.
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Friday, November 21st, 2008
Jennifer Love Hewitt:
To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini — put it on and stay strong.
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Tuesday, November 6th, 2007
Reese Witherspoon:
…I’m just tryin’ to matter…
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Sunday, November 4th, 2007
Ben Affleck:
…I’m trying pretty hard to be hidden at this point…
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Friday, November 2nd, 2007
Carmen Electra:
Thanks for making these big enlargements so fast…
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Monday, October 29th, 2007
Minnie Driver:
…it’s not like the trailer park that Eminem lived in.
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Thursday, October 25th, 2007
Nicole Richie:
…wrote songs that literally squeezed your heart…
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Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007
Jessica Simpson:
One of these days these bites are gonna pop right into you.
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Friday, October 19th, 2007
Lindsay Lohan:
I’ll talk to you for the rest of the interview like this if you want…
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Wednesday, October 17th, 2007
Kanye West:
I’m an inspirational speaker.
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Thursday, October 11th, 2007
Vanessa Hudgens:
You just have to be smart about your decisions.
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Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007
Eva Mendes:
…tacos and french fries, it’s heavenly.
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Saturday, September 29th, 2007
Avril Lavigne:
I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened…
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Wednesday, September 26th, 2007
Alicia Silverstone:
I think that Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep…
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Monday, September 17th, 2007
Charlize Theron:
I’m a firm believer that we all…
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Saturday, September 8th, 2007
Paula Abdul:
The way I’ve been treated is like a piece of dog shit.
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Wednesday, September 5th, 2007
Jennifer Lopez:
…It destroyed me inside, I felt it so much…
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