These kids are just lost… you know, you can’t blame parents for kids. … We’re just so misunderstood.

— Dina Lohan
“Livin’ La Vida Lohan”
April 2007 Bazaar

Why It’s Moronic

In all of her dealings, it’s pretty clear that Dina Lohan is a lot more interested in self-preservation (and income-preservation) than the well-being of her actually famous daughter. I can’t reprint it all here, but the whole article is proof of Dina’s delusion that she’s more famous, more rich, more respected, and more desired than she actually is. The woman is horribly self-involved, which is okay... unless you’re a mother.

Don’t you love how she always comes around after a Lindsay incident with the “Leave her alone. She’s just a child!” tantrum? Lady, that girl ain’t been a child for a good few years.

Dina also uses this article to talk about all of the clothes she mooches from Lindsay and about her proposal for a new talk show (she would host, of course) called CEOs of the Household: “...something like an Oprah where I'll take the family and bring it to another level.” Lady, please stop comparing yourself to Oprah.

To top it off, she provides the disclaimer of parents not being responsible for kids. “You can’t blame parents for kids.” I guess that’s a handy mantra to repeat while doing blow in the loo with your daughter.