LARRY KING: Have you ever been addicted to drugs? PARIS HILTON: No. KING: Taken drugs. HILTON: No. KING: Never taken drugs? HILTON: No.

— Paris Hilton
June 2007 Larry King Live
CNN

Why It’s Moronic

Remember when the contents of Paris Hilton’s storage unit were auctioned off because she didn’t pay her bill? The buyer, David Hans Schmidt, compiled the best stuff (and by “best stuff,” I mean the things that best exposed her as an idiotic, boring, and drug-using brat) for a pay-site called ParisExposed.com. Even in the FREE promotional video featured on the site, Paris is shown using drugs; specifically, she’s smoking pot or hash in Amsterdam and looking for pot in LA. Yes, “everybody” does it, and yes, it’s legal in the AMS... but it’s still a drug. Why couldn’t she just have balls enough to say, “Yeah, I’ve used drugs. Go blow, ya old suspenders-wearin’ bag!” instead? I doubt that she’s an addict, but Paris shouldn’t claim she doesn’t use.